How to Make a Cup of Coffee

STEP ONE: Get the fuck out of bed.

Smooth out the creases of your outline in the dirty upholstery.

STEP TWO: Shake off the dust.

Wring out your creaky bones.

STEP THREE: Welcome the stickiness of the hardwood beneath your clammy feet.

Remember how to move your muscles

Again.

STEP FOUR: Fill the water and grounds.

Stare out the kitchen window. Forget what realm you’re in.

Feel the weight of existence pulling your shoulders down.

Gravity is a greedy, bloodthirsty bitch.

And your posture fucking sucks.

STEP FIVE: Pour the coffee in a mug.

STEP SIX: For a minute, the familiar aroma will bring you back to reality.

For a minute,

You’ll feel kind of O.K.

STEP SEVEN: Take a sip and burn your tongue.

Whatever.

You don’t need to taste the bland world.

At least you can still feel something.

STEP EIGHT: Get back in bed.

Skip work.

Don’t shower. Repeat.

Sometimes it just doesn’t have a happy ending.

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